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If Donald Trump actually knew anything about knitting, here's what he might say.

Writer: Andréa de CarloAndréa de Carlo

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, knitting, it's a fantastic craft, okay? Really, it's great. And if you're just getting started, I've got some tremendous tips for you, believe me. You're going to be knitting like a pro in no time, folks.


Get the Best Yarn, Folks:

Look, you've got to start with the best yarn. No question about it. Go for something soft, like cashmere or merino. You deserve it, and your project will turn out incredible.


The Biggest Needles, Believe Me:

You want to use the biggest needles you can find, okay? They make the knitting go faster, and it's all about speed, right? Big needles, big results.


Go for the Gold:

Gold is a winner, folks, and so are circular needles. They're versatile, easy to use, and you'll look fantastic knitting with them. Trust me.


Knit in Front of the TV:

You know what's great about knitting? You can do it anywhere, even in front of the TV. So, grab your needles, sit back, and enjoy your favorite fake news. It's multitasking at its finest.


Don't Worry About Mistakes:

Look, everyone makes mistakes. It's a fact of life. But in knitting, it's easy to fix them. Just keep going, and you'll be amazed at what you can create.


So, there you have it, folks, my incredible knitting tips. Get the best yarn, use big needles, go for gold, knit in front of the TV, and don't sweat the small stuff. You're going to be a knitting superstar, believe me!

 
 
 

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